...I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity...

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twofingerswhiskey:

postllimit:

ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there with ur arms crossed until they realize what they just said

i did this to my mother today and she just quietly left the room

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chaoticbanter:

softrocklevi:

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

I think about this often

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londonwarrior:

Strap me in to fashion

londonwarrior:

Strap me in to fashion

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ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:


The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'
It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'

It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

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trillrosemafia:

blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

Even back then

trillrosemafia:

blvck-qod:

stunningpicture:

Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965

Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.

Even back then

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cloudsformed:

viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

what do they smell

cloudsformed:

viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

what do they smell

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hannahcarbons:

kyleboy21da:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

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jibblyuniverse:

Chris goes in for a handshake, but tom is like ‘get that weak shit outta here and embrace me’

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stop:

Never forget

stop:

Never forget

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